Just awful _{by Madelaine Empson}

Brace yourself, dear reader
For the worst poem you’re ever gonna read-a
You might cringe and send us straight to the slammer
We won’t like it in there

But we’ll understander

Coz we out here          writing about  the                                                         Anti-Slam

An annual fundraiser for Motif Poetry whereby
Heaps of cool Pōneke people do poems, but why?

To raise money
We just told you that

We out here                    writing about  the                                         Anti-Slam

At Tapere Nui, Te Auaha
On October the 30^th
7pm sharp
Don’t make us harp
on at you, just go to the                                                           Anti-Slam

The tagline is Worst Poet Wins!
The most entertainingly
Cringeworthily
Transcendently
awful poem

So who’s bad?
Judges Letitia Lickkit / Booth the Clown / Teirangi Klever / and host Rose Northey  .
They bad!
And these poets be bad:
Lesa MacLeod-Whiting / Ali Jacs / Daniel Bohan / Travis Cottreau / Rebecca Lester / Nadia Freeman  / and more
They bad too!

                                                                                                Anti-Slam
   Boom